I Had A Pilsener Urquell!

I had a Pilsener Urquell! I had A Pilsener Urquell! Just now! Me! I had one! I had one and I drank it!

You see: the anti-depressants I'm on make one drink feel like several.

And now you know!

I save a lotta money on booze this way! Good thing I'm not driving or leading a battalion into battle!

Whoooo-hoooo! I had a whole beer! Yaaaaaayyyy!

I'll be okay. I cut myself off for today. Wheeeeeeeee!!!