Friday, April 15, 2016

The Debate

"In what could have been the final Democratic presidential debate of the 2016 election, Bernie Sanders, the 74-year-old socialist insurgent, positioned himself as the future of the Democratic Party, while Hillary Clinton steamrolled her rival with a steady stream of facts and pragmatism."

Again with the facts! It's like Al Gore all over again, no wonder nobody can stand her.

But wait, if no one can stand her, why has she gotten more primary votes than St Bernard?

Also: "socialist insurgent" my ass. Unless "socialist insurgent" means "someone who likes to pose as a radical but is well to the Right of the Left edge of the Democratic Party, and constantly talks about change without ever implementing any laws to enact it," then Bernie, and a lot of his most fervent fans are socialist insurgents here in Amurrka, where the only functioning socialist party is the Democratic Party. (You know: the party Bernie gets furious at Hillary because she raises funds for it, and at the same time he expects a lot of its superdelegates to switch over to him. Wow.)

I can't wait for Hillary to squash him on Tuesday. Clinton and Sanders aren't the only ones being made a bit cranky by all of this.

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